It’s a Good Day
Today is a great day to be a Democrat and a terrible day to be a Republican.? “I feel like the American people finally got it their way” Howard Dean.? Two great things happened today and I would like to take a minute to talk about them.
First,? it came out today that the American people finally gained some common sense and the Democratic Party gained a majority in the House and, pending a recount in Virginia, the Senate.? This is the first time in twelve years that this has happened and maybe now the Republican Party will take a step down off of their high horse and realize that this is? a government by the people and for the people and the people have decided to fly the bird to the Republican Party.
Second, Donald Rumsfield, President Bush’s Secretary of Idiocy (Defense),? announced? his? resignation from his position today.? ? If the? land of Oz were a real place, all of the little munchkins would be? running around singing “Ding Dong the Witch,? B****, A**H***, C***S***er, and most of all Dick is dead!!!!” I would just like to say that it is about time and we should take? every opportunity possible? to make fun of him.? He did not do his job, he lied to the? American people,? and he got us into? that proverbial? s*** storm that is Iraq.? Thank God he is gone!
Congaratulations everyone and remember that we did this.? It is because of every Democrat and a few particularly moronic Republicans that we have accomplished something great.
From the brilliant mind of Mike Kean, your? friendly and ecstatically happy Sargeant at Arms.
November 9th, 2006 at 8:31 pm
the man on the streets shares your rejoice. i love the majority, and only wish it was large enough and had the cajones to match to impeach the sonofa bush in power. i also hope that filibustering will hold out long enough to prevent the godforsaken federal eavesdropping program becoming legal